Anonymous asked: i only have one leg. i lost it in when my mum was cooking in the kitchen and she tripped over a dead sloth and fell onto me. when she fell, she was holding a huge tiger which ripped off my leg. i bled everywhere but don't worry, i love my nickname 'stumpy'. i sometimes feel sorry for my leg because its alone. he cant listen to hip hop anymore because it reminds him of the other leg.

Oh, I’m so sorry stumpy :-(